Jason Hasselkus

Well Pluto has been demoted, what ashame. The planet was soo cool that Disney named a character after it. How can the science community do this to us? How many of us had to remember “Mother Very Earnestly Made A Jelly Sandwich Under No Protest” in grade school so that we could remember the order of the planets? Now we have to totally learn a new mnemonic, and that’s not fair.

Maybe it’s all a big plan for Disney to have the only Pluto? Come on, a company that will sue 8 yr olds for copying there character, wouldn’t they go as far as convincing scientists that Pluto really isn’t a planet?I’m not convinced it’s not all Disney’s doing. But I guess that can’t be it since we haven’t seen any new Pluto cartoons for a long time. It’s almost as if that dog has been put out to pasture with Old Yeller. Now I guess Mickey will be the only one with a Pluto.

But I’m not giving up on Pluto. The reason they gave for it not being a planet is that it isn’t big enough to be a planet like the others. It’s even smaller than our sun, but who really cares, don’t these guys have anything better to do than demote planets. Well at least we still have Mars and that’s good enough for me. What would we do if they told us Mars wasn’t a planet? Wow would that send all the weirdo’s into a tailspin. Where would all those little men come from that visit us from time to time. So I guess we are going to have to start teaching our children: “Mother Very Earnestly Made A Jelly Sandwich Utterly Nude”. Hey it’s the best I could do on no sleep.