Jason Hasselkus

Well we are back again with another episode of MTV’s bid for worthless reality TV show. Despite how worthless this show is, it has great entertainment value, and that’s why I come back week after week to watch it. So this week we learned that at the end of the last show Tina tried to punch Beth. What we learned from that was that not only does Tina not know how to throw a punch, but also Beth blocks her well. Tina walked away claiming that was worth $150,000 (the amount they can win). Somehow I doubt that highly, I mean seriously, you’d rather watch this on TV than be in Brazil living off the fat corporate dollar of MTV. Give me a break.
Anyway the challenge this time was to walk across a rope bridge and the female winner gets an inFocus projector. Not a bad prize, but after a lot of falling they finally get to round two where they can use their hands. So Evan and Jodi win and that leaves Tyler to make the decision of whom he’s going against. So like any gay man trying to show his masculinity, he chooses Derek. This would seem like a good choice since the Duel for them is going to be climbing a rope and then putting together a puzzle. Since Derek isn’t really the sharpest tool in the shed, I would assume this would by in Tyler’s favor, well it wasn’t and just like last week, another Key West member goes home. That’s about it for this week, no real drama to report yet, but rest assured, it’s coming. MTV wouldn’t waste it’s money on kids that could function as a normal person in the real world. Stay tuned, next week it looks like they are playing Roller Derby.