Jason Hasselkus

We are back again with another recap of our favorite MTV reality show. This time the folks at MTV have really outdone themselves. I mean to add roller hockey and then offer up a BMW motorcycle as the prize for the challenge, come on it doesn’t get any better than this. This is the event I really wish Tina was still here for. She’s probably the most brute looking one out of all of the ladies and reminds me of what the old roller hockey chicks looked like.
So the big final was between Brad and CT. CT basically man handles Brad and then Brad sneaks by at the very end. No drama at all. Then the girls go and Jodi ends up winning the derby for the girls. That leaves Paula to come up with the choice of who to pick to go into the Duel against. Since she was tackled by Aneesa, she picks her and have to do some pole wrestling. Well of course the girl who’s got more weight and a lesbian is gonna win. Needless to say Paula’s going home because she couldn’t handle the brute force of a woman that eats beaver.
Now Svetlana is the only Key West person left and it’s a real tragedy. Here’s why… Casey and Robin are the only big breasted women left at this point, but, theirs aren’t real. Please MTV don’t let Svet go home so early, natural is still in, as long as they aren’t hanging to your knees.