Jason Hasselkus

So they announced today who the celebrities will be that will be on season 4 of Dancing with the Stars. Olympian Apolo Anton Ohno, boxer Laila Ali, former basketball star Clyde Drexler, Vincent Pastore, Billy Ray Cyrus, former ‘N Sync member Joey Fatone, Miss USA 2004 Shandi Finnessey, former ”Entertainment Tonight” host Leeza Gibbons, model Paulina Porizkova and former ”Beverly Hills, 90210” star Ian Ziering. But here is the big one, Paul McCartney’s estranged wife, Heather Mills. Yeah your reading that right, the lady that lost her leg in 1993 of a motorcycle accident. She’s also the one that tried to run Paul through the mudd in her divorce settlement.
So immediately she’s going to get the sympothy vote from most of the audience. But not from me, no way no sir. In face I might not even watch the show. Yup, not even going to watch this show. No it’s not because I don’t want to see a woman with an artificial limb move around the dance floor. It’s because all of these people have had there 10 minutes of fame an they don’t deserve any more of it. Joey Fatone? Give me a break. Leeza Gibbons, oh please, I thought we finally got rid of her.
Ok, so the cast members on this season look like a bunch of stars of yesterday, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t watch. Joey Fat One should win this hands down I would think. He was in a boy band for God sakes. Wasn’t he the one dancing next to that superstar Justin Timberlake and the dude he wants to keep flying in space? Yeah I believe that’s him. Like I said this is going to be great. I’m not going to watch, but please let me know how it’s going.