Jason Hasselkus

This article comes from the desk of “I can’t believe I just read that”. A London court has awarded damages to a man who apparently is unemployable because he suffered brain damage from a motorcycle accident, and has become addicted to playing mobile phone games and wants sex daily. Yeah you read that right, in London you can receive compensation for wanting to play video games and have sex daily. For years I have wondered what’s wrong with me, and now I finally have it figured out. I HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE!!! I’m not so into the mobile phone style of video games, I’m more of the Xbox 360 type of guy, but if it required mobile phone games to get money and have sex daily, I’d make the sacrifice.
I’m just waiting for my opportunity to come up with some terribly stupid reason to get a ton of money for doing something obvious. This guy is claiming that “brain trauma” caused these obsessions. Yeah right, I guess I need to go to London to get myself a good doctor who will come up with stuff like that. Maybe I can sue Ben and Jerry for my obsession with their ice cream. Yeah in fact I think when I was younger and had to milk a cow I became obsessed with all things dairy. Is there a lawyer out there that would take this case for me?